Ok firstly, this post is no offence to any of the gals out there viewing it ya.
For the guys, you might think it pretty true and funny.
Geography of a woman
Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa... half discovered , half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 23 and 30 a woman is like America... well developed and open to trade, especially for high financed investors.
Between 31 and 45 a woman is like India... very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty
Between 46 and 55 a woman is like France... gently aging but sensual,
with an appreciation for the finer things
Between 56 and 60 she is like Yugoslavia... lost the war, haunted by past mistakes and in need of massive reconstruction
Between 61 and 70 she is like Russia... wide and unpatrolled borders, with a frigid climate that keeps people away
Between 70 and 80 a woman is like Mongolia... a long, glorious and all-conquering past, but not much of a future
From 80 on, a woman is like Afghanistan... everyone knows where it is,
but no one wants to go there
Oops..Wrong Number
A guy dials his home number from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid," answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid!"
"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
"Ummm...she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."
The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
"What do I have to do?"
"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she's with."
The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by a couple of gunshots.
The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?"
"Throw them in the swimming pool!"
"What pool?"
"Uh..... Is this 832-4821?"
The next 2 days will be very busy for me, but I will still try to find time to post if it possible.
So stay tune for more.
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