Okay Don't say always words and no pictures at all.
Found one picture of some one IC, I found his name damn funny and interesting
This happens when your parents like Marvels Super Heroes alot.
Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.
Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.
After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"
"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."
The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.
The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.
When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.
For those who are driving, and caught when speeding . Use this to avoid a fine~ :D
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. It was revoked when I got my 5th DWI.
Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in* the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who own*s this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his Captain. The car was quickly su*rrounded by police, and the Captain approached the driver to handle the tense si*tuation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Whose car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration. The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in i*t?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in th*e glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body i*n it.
Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him yo*u didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that ther*e was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying son of a bitch. told you I was speeding, too!
