Okay, I figured out that most of the time I updated my blog in the middle of the night =.="
So~~~~
here one in the afternoon :D i mean 2 jokes..
Your Zipper is Down
A boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper is down, and his fly wide open. His secretary walked up to him and said,
"Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door."
This is not a phrase that her boss understood, so he went into his office looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done with his paper work, he
suddenly notices that his zipper was not zipped up. He zipped up and remembering what his secretary had told him, finally understood. He
then intentionally went out to ask a cup of coffee from his secretary.
He was planning to have a little fun with her. When he reached her desk, he said, "When you saw garage door open did you see my jaguar park in
there?"
The secretary smiles for a moment and said, "No, Boss I didn't. All I saw was a Mini with 2 flat tyres."
88
A blonde walks along a sidewalk late at night and sees a redhead muttering to herself, over and over again, "88, 88, 88, 88, 88..."
The blonde becomes immensely interested in what the redhead is doing, and watches her for a full 20 minutes.
Finally, the redhead stops. The blonde starts to ask: "Can I do that too?" with a big smile.
The redhead says, "Sure." in a friendly tone.
So, together, they chant, "88, 88, 88, 88.."
After 5 minutes, the redhead stops and says, "You know what would be more fun? If you stood in the middle of the road and do this, it'll really be more fun! =D" the redhead says with a big smile.
The blonde says, "Ok!!" and skips gaily to the middle of the road.
"88, 88, 88, 88..." the blonde goes.
After a minute, a speeding car rushes along and bangs down the blonde, killing her instantly.
The redhead starts to chant.
"89, 89, 89, 89, 89..."
that all for now, maybe will be posting 1 -2 more jokes at night :D
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