Ok..been in a joke less mood nowadays.. But still it the jokes that make me happy again. here the jokes for today, enjoy~
This Donkey(Singlish joke)
One weekend evening, a well-dressed couple stepped into a fancy French Restaurant. The gentleman was in his tux and the lady was in fur
The maitre d’ assigned the couple a table with a personal waitress, Jackie.
As soon as the couple sat down, Jackie asked the gentleman what they would like to have for their entrée.
The gentleman said. “I would like to have the Foie Gras de canard and this donkey here will have the Salad.”
Jackie was surprised by what the gentleman said and was even more surprised at how the lady reacted to what her gentleman friend said. The lady was just sitting there quietly. Jackie shook off the surprise and went to make the order
After serving the entrée, Jackie waited quietly until they finish their entrée. As she was clearing the dishes, she asked the gentleman what they would like for the main course.
The gentleman said, “I think I will like to have the Filet de Boeuf and this donkey can have the Filet de Daurade.”
Jackie was again shocked by what the gentleman said and the lady’s lack of reaction.
After the couple finished their main course, Jackie asked the gentle man what they would like for their dessert.
The gentleman said, “I will like a chocolate sorbet and give this donkey an ice-cream.”
Jackie couldn’t resist any more and asked the lady,” Excuse me mam, but how can you sit there quietly while this gentleman keep insulting you?
The lady calmly looked at her………
and then said, “ Yeh lor,…. He ho always like that one lah!… He ho always too much one lah!...... He ho very bad… He ho always so rude lor….. He ho……..
We all have those time where we dunno how to 造句 when we are young. How do we get out of that situation? Maybe you can learn from them..hahas one generation better than one generation.
A man was walking across the road when he met with an accident. The impact was on his head which caused him to be in a coma for 2 days. When he opened his eyes, his wife was by his side. He told her (in tears), "When I was struggling with my studies in the University, I failed again and again. Sometimes I even have to re-take my papers. You were there by my side, encouraging me to go on trying."
She squeezed his hands as he continued, "When I went for major interviews and failed to clinch any of the jobs, you were there, cutting out the job ads for me to apply..." He added, "then I started working in this little firm and finally got a big contract. I blew it because of a small mistake. But you are still there for me." His wife was in tears.
The man said, "I finally got a job after being laid off for quite some time. But I never seem to be promoted and my hard work was not recognized. I remained in the same position from the day I joined the company till now.
You are still beside me..."
His wife's tears trickled down as she listened to him, "And now I met with an accident and when I woke up, you are here with me." "There's something I'll really like to say to you..." She flung herself on the bed and hugged her husband, sobbing with deep emotion. Finally her husband said, ..................... ......................... ................................ ........ ................................... .................................................. .. .................................................. ........... "I think you bring me bad luck."
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I am ANDY. 4 words to sum up my characteristic. Slow, Clumpsy, Forgetful, Handsome. Just kidding on the last one. The other 3 is correctly used.
Have a great passion for cooking, so if anyone willing to teach me please add me at my Fb/Fs/Msn
¦ Piano lessons!
¦ Cooking lessons!
¦ Finished 3 years of IFC
¦ White Hoodie
¦ World War 3
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¦ Levis Jeans
¦ Canon/Nikon DSLR Camera
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