This is a joke specially prepared for those who didn pay attention in class called:
Observation( Mine Favorite)
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered by a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and sucked on his finger.
"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention." _________________________________________________________________ Misunderstanding
A construction worker on the 3rd floor of a building needs a handsaw,and spots another man on the 1st floor. He yells down to him, but thenoise makes it impossible to hear anything, so he tries sign language.
He points at his eye meaning "I", points at his knee meaning,"need",and moves his hand back and forth in a handsaw motion. The man on the 1st floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, and starts masturbating.
The man on the 3rd floor gets so angry he runs down to the 1st floor and shouts," What the f*ck is wrong with you, idiot? I said I needed a handsaw!" The other guy says, "I knew that, I was just trying to tell you I'm coming." _________________________________________________________________
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I am ANDY. 4 words to sum up my characteristic. Slow, Clumpsy, Forgetful, Handsome. Just kidding on the last one. The other 3 is correctly used.
Have a great passion for cooking, so if anyone willing to teach me please add me at my Fb/Fs/Msn
¦ Piano lessons!
¦ Cooking lessons!
¦ Finished 3 years of IFC
¦ White Hoodie
¦ World War 3
¦ Converse shoes
¦ Levis Jeans
¦ Canon/Nikon DSLR Camera
¦ GirlFriend
