Firstly, I would like to apologise for yesterday for not  posting. cause I really busy with things.Today post is about ah bengs, no offence to all the ah bengs out there. Not me who create this jokes so don't come find me LOL :D

Ah Beng taking Night Class

Ah Beng went to take night courses so that in future he can get promotion
or a better job. During work, Ah Beng likes to show off to Ah Seng about 
his knowledge.
Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah... I've been taking night courses for 3 months already,
next week is the exam.
Ah Seng: Oh... Good luck ah.

Then Ah Beng started show off...

Ah Beng: Ok, I test you, who is Graham Bell? 
Ah Seng: Don't know.
Ah Beng: He is the inventor of phone la... in 1876, see... if you take night courses,
you would know this!
Ah Seng: ........................ *speechless* 

The next day, Ah Beng shows off again...

Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah... let me ask you, who is Jean Jacques Rousseau?
Ah Seng: Wash your toilet one ah?
Ah Beng: No! He's the author of "Confessions"; nah nah nah... told you 
already, if you take night courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng: ......................... *speechless + frustrated*

The next day, once again...

Ah Beng: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?
Ah Seng: Your gay partner?
Ah Beng: Choiii!!! If you don't know, don't simply answer la. He's the
author of "The 3 Musketeers"; if you take night courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng: ....................... *speechless + frustrated + irritated

This time Ah Seng cannot tahan (stand) anymore and asks Ah Beng... 

Ah Seng: Eh... Do you know who Ah Kow is?
Ah Beng: Errrr... No!
Ah Seng: He's the guy sleeping with your wife!! If you stop night courses,
you would know this!!
Ah Beng: ........................ *fainted*

Ah Beng's Business Venture(Part 1 )

There were 4 Ah Bengs. They decided to start a business.

They decided to start an auto garage.

They bought the best of car servicing equipment and manpower.

The 4 Ah Bengs waited that day for the car to arrive but no car entered their garage.

They waited for 1 day,2 days, a week for the car to arrive but no car came to their garage.

WHY?

Because their garage was on the second floor.LOL

Ah Beng Business Venture (Part 2 )

After this failure they decided to try good old taxi driving.

They bought a new London Cab & began to look for passengers.

They drove past Orchard Road but nobody hailed their taxi.

They went to Changi Airport yet nobody hailed their taxi.

They even drove to Serangoon Road, even nobody hailed their taxi

.In desperation they kept on driving all around Singapore but alas no one hailed their taxi.

WHY?

Because all the four Ah bengs were sitting in the taxi.

Ah Beng's business Venture (Part 3)

After the 4 Ah Bengs were very disappointed with their fate & decided to push their taxi into the sea.

They started pushing their taxi.

They push the whole day & were very exhausted but the taxi did not move even an inch.

They decided to rest for a while & started to push again.

The taxi just wouldn't move.

WHY?

Because 2 Ah Bengs were pushing the front & 2 from behind.

Ah Beng Becoming Father

Ah Beng looked very depressed, so Johny asked him, "What's with you?"

Ah Beng replied, "My girlfriend Ah Lian very angry with me lah."
"Why ?"

"She pregnant lah."
"Didn't you take any precaution?"
"YES I got !"
"Well then, youv'e got to bite the bullet, don't you ?" asked Johny.
"If baby mine OK. But baby not my one man!"

"No shit! Are you saying Ah Lian … I can't believe it."said Johny



"No man no. Ah Lian OK. What happen we went MacRitchie, then I want, then
she say must use condom, but I don't have. So ehhh . . ." "I think the
baby is yours alright," Johny assured Ah Beng.
"No man no lah. Ah Lian say must use, so I look around, saw one nearby, so
I pick it up, turn it round and recycle."

Ah Beng taking Lift(ver.A)

One day, Ah beng and Ah seng went to malaysia for holiday.
When they reached the holiday, book-in and after that going out to shop.
They take the lift.

*In the Lift*

Ah Seng: Oi! How come bo 1st Floor one?
(On the lift panel ' 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,G')

Ah Seng: Walao sim mi Hotel lai eh? So lousy.

*Ah Beng press G* 

And when reached first floor.

Ah Seng : Wah Ah Beng, you so smart sia.

Ah seng: How you know G equal 1st Floor?

Ah Beng: Aiya, very easy de G = ' Gao liao ma ' 

Ah Beng taking lift (ver.B ) 

One day, Ah beng and Ah seng went to malaysia for holiday.
When they reached the hotel B, book-in and after that going out to shop.
They take the lift.

*In the Lift*

Ah Seng: Oi! How come bo 1st Floor one?
(On the lift panel ' 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,L')

Ah Seng: Walao sim mi Hotel lai eh? So lousy.

*Ah Beng press L* 

And when reached first floor.

Ah Seng : Wah Ah Beng, you so smart sia.

Ah seng: How you know L equal 1st Floor?

Ah Beng: Aiyoh, you very dumb leh L means ' LAO KA '