ok.. deleted that emo post already.. Sorry to spoil anyone mood who read that... today post shall be purely jokes..
TITANIC IS GONNA DROWN!!
"Help.... the Titanic is going to be drowned...."
Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God... Just then a Italian asks the nearby Captain in the ship.
Italian : How far is land, from here ?
Captain : Two miles ..
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise. I have got the experience of swimming even more.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the layer to ask something again.
Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ?
Captain : Downwards ...!
ok..and for those guys who dunno how to kao zhar bor... this are same pick up lines for you to use..
#10 Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
#9 Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
#8 Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
#7 I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
#6 You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
#5 Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is....
#4 Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
#3 I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
#2 Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
#1 You say "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." You kiss her then say, "I lost."
> The End <
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